Recently, it has become the fad to weigh in on the Groovy vs JRuby debate, usually along the lines of "Which is X?", where X is one of "better", "faster", "more powerful", "more acceptable", "easier", and so on. (Everybody seems to have their own adjective/adverb to slide in there, so I won't even begin to try to list them all.)

Rick Hightower, in a blog post from January, weighs in on this and comes down harshly on both Scala and JRuby. Frankly, I found the whole post to ooze bitterness and maybe a touch of jealousy. Some of the highlights:

• "In short: Scala seems like the next over-hyped language." Rick, they're all over-hyped, including your own nominee for the Presidential race, Groovy. I mean, if we're going to weigh this on the grounds of syntax or familiarity, let's throw {ECMA/Java}script into the ring, since it's:
  1. ... been around a lot longer than Groovy and therefore a lot more familiar and comfortable to the programmers that might use either or both,
  2. ... always going to be around, thanks to its inclusion in HTML browsers, and therefore a good investment in your knowledge portfolio regardless of where you end up using it, client- or server- or wherever-side,
  3. ... has many, if not all, of the same features that Groovy (or JRuby) supports,
  4. ... runs on top of the JVM (several ways, including Rhino, which ships with JDK 6 now, and FESI),
  5. ... and has Steve Yegge's vote of confidence, so you know is has to be good, right?
• "Sun please drop JRuby support. It is a waste of time. Take that money and spend it on Groovy which has a compatible syntax to Java. ... Does Ruby and Rails have good ideas? Yes. Borrow them and move on." This seems like a questionable decision to me--why cherry-pick features from one language and port them over to a different language, for no other reason than to say you did? Why not just use said original language in the first place, assuming it can run on your particular platform? Down this path lies the madness that C# and VB have become, as the C# and VB teams seek to create "feature parity" between the two languages, just so that you as a developer can either have your curly-braces-and-semicolons or not. Stupid. Talk about a waste of time and energy. Ruby's syntax is (mostly) vetted, the test cases written, and the featureset understood. Do something different if you're going to create a new language, don't just take the existing features of a language and put new tokens around it. In the South, that's called putting lipstick on the pig: it may be prettier than it was, but underneath, it's still just a pig. (Note: sometimes the new language is designed specifically to be a subset of the feature set of the source language, and I'm completely supportive of that--sometimes it's necessary to scale back just as much as it is to innovate.)
• "After reading the Scala docs, my thought is: while the language features sound great, the syntax makes me want to hurl. Why do things differently just for the sake of it?" Strangely enough, they didn't. (This is frequently the complaint of those who don't understand something. "The designers couldn't have had a good reason for doing it that way, so it must have been just because they wanted to do it differently".) Scala's syntax is actually quite consistent in many ways, particularly if you came from the functional language world, and the underlying rationale is pretty easy to grok... if you bother spending enough time to find out. Scala drops static, for example, because it turns out that Java developers spend a fair amount of time trying to resolve the "should this be a static method or should it be an instance method on a Singleton object" way too often, for example. See Gilad Bracha's arguments against static if you want to find out more of the rationale here. The "def" syntax for method definition is strikingly similar to Groovy, for the same reason: it makes it clear where a definition is taking place. The name-colon-type syntax is deliberate because then it's much easier to leave off the type signatures and let the compiler do the type inferencing for you (a feature, notably, that Rick says he likes). For what it's worth, Rick, here's a lesson I continue to learn the hard way: Spend some time learning the why of something before you take aim and let fly.
• "Final words: I declare the "Ruby will rule the world" fallacy officially over. Remember: Quit pimple pimping Ruby on JRoller! Scala devotees (both of you). Don't even start!" Well, frankly, the "Ruby will rule the world" meme was that over-hyped thing you mentioned earlier, and before anybody starts the next one, let me nip it in the bud: nothing will take over the world. Nothing has taken over the world: not C++, not C, not Java, not C#, not Visual Basic, nothing. The best a language can hope for is to cross what Simon Peyton-Jones calls the "Threshold of Immortality", and lots of languages have done that, too many to list all of them here, though you could probably do so yourself. Some of those include Java, C++, C#, C, Pascal, FORTRAN, COBOL, Perl, Python, Ruby, SQL, maybe even Smalltalk and Lisp and Scheme and the others we normally don't think about.

And we haven't even bothered to go into some kind of feature shootout or performance shootout between any of these guys.

Don't get me wrong--like me, Rick is entirely entitled to his own opinions and he doesn't owe me (or anybody else) a lick of rationale to defend them. But when he comes out and suggests that Sun should drop JRuby entirely in favor of Groovy instead, I feel compelled to point out that there's some logic missing from the reasoning behind that suggestion. Cynics of this blog will suggest that I'm speaking out of both sides of my mouth: that I get to say Perl sucks, and get away with it because it's just one man's opinion but Rick can't say JRuby sucks in turn. Fact is, I'm not suggesting that Larry Wall and chromatic and the others should drop Perl and go work on something more meaningful--quite the opposite, in fact: so long as there are people who continue to use Perl, they have a responsibility to continue to develop and update that language. And Parrot is quite the interesting VM to explore in its own right. But don't expect me any time soon to be writing a bunch of Perl code except under strongly-worded protest to the United Nations.

At the end of the day, the way I think about these languages loosely falls like this:

• C++. For me, programing started here, so I will always have a special place in my heart for it. Templates were vastly more powerful than most people realized until the STL was released, and even to this day, C++ is usually blamed for the complexities of memory management even when garbage collector libraries (like the Boehm collector) were available and could have reduced that complexity significantly. The Boost libraries just blow my mind, and there's some new stuff coming in C++0X that brings C++ to a degree of parity with Java and C#. I wish I could get back to this for a project in the same way that guys fantasize about running into an old high school girlfriend on a business trip.
• C++/CLI. C++ adapted for the CLR. Interesting idea, but it's hard to see why I'd use this, given its syntactical and semantical similarities to C#. Frankly, C++/CLI seems destined to be forever the "glue" language to write managed wrappers on top of unmanaged C/C++ libraries, and that's hardly a compelling reason to pick this guy up for anything beyond that niche area.
• Java. The language I want to feature-freeze, though I do see a value in adding closures, if only to permit closures to enter the design and implementation of the Java libraries, thus making them widely available across all JVM languages. However, if I really got my way, we'd drop the closures-in-Java debate entirely and throw our weight behind John Rose's proposal for method handles in the JVM, since that would enable the same kind of facilities for libraries and without having to rev the Java language significantly. (Lesson to the Java community from the CLR community: not all features of the virtual machine have to be exposed in one language. Not even C# or VB do this.) The JVM I want to continue to enhance and revise and improve.
• Scala. Functional-object hybrid language for the JVM. Pure goodness. Hey, I'm bullish here, I admit it. Scala's type inference makes for lower ceremony, the static type system provides a degree of confidence in code that dynamic languages don't have without programmer-authored unit tests, and the functional nature offers a new design dimension that we haven't been able to easily express before. I won't say that I'm "thinking in Scala", but I'm thinking a lot about Scala these days, and F# too.
• Groovy. "Ruby meets Java in a bar and has a love child." Groovy's syntax is easy and based on Java, and that's both a good and a bad thing. Good if you're a Java programmer who doesn't want to have to reach very far to get some dynamic goodness; bad if you're trying to avoid some of the stranger or syntactically inconsistent aspects of the Java language, or looking to do some entirely new ways of doing things. Personally, I don't find Groovy all that intellectually stimulating, which is both a blessing and a curse.
• JRuby, IronRuby. Ruby on the JVM. 'nuff said. Ditto for IronRuby on to CLR. All the linguistic power (and flaws) of Ruby, on top of the JVM/CLR, which now means it's a far easier sell to the IT boys who run the datacenter.
• C#. The language is great, so long as it retains its original vision and scope. Memo to the C# team: Please let's not try to make C# into a scripting language. Scripting languages have a purpose, and that purpose is generally different from what general-purpose languages do. C# really doesn't need a REPL--don't fall into the trap of trying to make it into Lisp.
• Visual Basic. The language is great (!), so long as it retains its original vision and scope. Yes, I think the language is a good one--you don't really believe how much of a PITA case-sensitivity is until you start programming without it, and suddenly you realize that it's mostly a holdover from the C days. What right-thinking programmer overloads a symbolic name by case? Programmers have died for less than that. So why does case sensitivity matter? More importantly, VB has always been the dynamic language of choice for millions of programmers, it's time for those of us from the C++ community to just own up, admit that there was a place for VB after all, apologize, and let VB go back to being a powerful dynamic language on top of the CLR. Give it a REPL loop, make it the default choice for building top-of-the-stack code, and let VB guys build UIs that call into middle-tier components built by C# and F# guys. Everybody comes out a winner.
• F#. Functional-object hybrid language for the CLR. Pure goodness. The syntax again will seem quirky and strange to people unused to it, but it makes a lot of sense, and compositional construction using higher-order functions is a vastly underestimated and underused design technique. When functions are values, lots of things become possible, as people working in dynamic languages already know.
• Ruby. "Smalltalk meets Perl in a bar and has a love child." I like parts of the Ruby syntax, but there's too many Perl-isms in there for my taste. The fact that Ruby runs on top of its own interpreter (which is neither monitorable nor manageable using IT-datacenter-established tools) is a significant drawback. RoR may be great for vertical silo apps that don't need to integrate with the rest of the datacenter, but that's a pretty scary place to put yourself.
• Python. Dynamic language (goodness) with some functional concepts (goodness) on its own interpreter (badness) with a radical innovation in syntax called significant whitespace to do away with brackets to denote code blocks. Significant whitespace makes it incredibly awkward to embed Python code anywhere but in .py files, meaning Python's suitability for DSLs is reduced significantly. If I could get Python without significant whitespace, I'd be a lot happier camper.
• Jython/IronPython. Python on the JVM/CLR. 'nuff said.
• Perl. Parrot good. Perl syntax and philosophy not one I care for. Use as a shell scripting tool good. Use as a general-purpose programming language not one I recommend. Perl 6's incredibly delayed departure, very bad, unless you're one of those who wants to see Perl become extinct.
• {ECMA/Java}Script. Can we please finally just accept that ES is much more than just a browser extensibility tool? For most developers, this is their first exposure to a classless prototype-based object-oriented language, and unfortunately, most developers don't ever bother exploring it beyond "How do I make my web page do that floating image thing...?" Gah.
• Rhino/FESI/JScript.NET. {ECMA/Java}Script on the JVM/JVM/CLR. 'nuff said, though I wish the JScript guys would incorporate the E4X bits. JScript on the CLR makes for an interesting case study, and maybe (hopefully) they'll use it as another sanity-check for the DLR.
• PowerShell. Scripting language that finally brings much of the power of bash and tcsh and other shells to the Windows world and unifies a ton of different things together into one space: WMI, .NET, COM, and more. Highly necessary for IT admins who've suffered with batch files for decades. Language syntax isn't too bad, and I could even consider using it in an application/system as an extension language to give to power users so I can turn them loose to create emergent behavior without having to keep coming back to me with their feature requests.
• Lisp. With all apologies to Paul Graham, Lisp's window of opportunity (the "woo" factor, as Jay Zimmerman likes to call it) is essentially gone. We will always be looking back at it for ideas, I think, but it's very hard to imagine doing a project that's even remotely near an IT data center in it, for the same reason that Ruby or Erlang are hard to imagine here: running on top of an execution environment that doesn't have managability and monitorability baked in is a non-starter for me. Despite all that, however, programmers owe it to themselves to learn it, because until somebody points it out, you never realize you're color-blind. There's so many interesting ideas in here that you don't even realize what you're missing until you explore it.
• Scheme. See Lisp.
• Haskell. Love it or leave it, but you have to learn it. Functional languages are becoming big, and Haskell is a major influence on them.
• ML. Ditto to Haskell. If you want to see another functional/object hybrid language based on ML, check out OCaml. Note that OCaml is the direct predecessor to F# and the two are frequently (deliberately) syntax-compatible.
• Erlang. Joe Armstrong's baby was built to solve a specific set of problems at Ericsson, and from it we can learn a phenomenal amount about building massively parallel concurrent programs. The fact that it runs on its own interpreter, bad.

And there's still so many more to learn..... but that's the subject of another blog post, coming soon.

Update: Naturally, people complained about the languages that were left off the list. No slight is intended--there's a lot more that I could have included here, and I will go into each of these in more detail (I hope), but there's only so much time in the day, and shipping (or posting, in this case) is always a feature.